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THE INQUISITION

A surreal television sketch show about a news studio overtaken by a collection of bizarre individuals, who make a modest attempt at conduction business as usual.

With a half-god, half-mortal at the helm, the news covered by the Inquisition is almost as insane as the crew. His name is Mortod, though he probably doesn’t know that because today he thinks he is a microwave. Watch out- he’s still got the powers of a god, even if his mind is a little soft around the edges- those are real heat waves shooting out of his eyes. Ah… too late.

Mortod killing people at random intervals is the least of the crew’s problems. Legmouth keeps getting upset because people point out the… well... leg. In his mouth. Brainwrong tries to cover the story of Brother Captor and the hostage situation at the monastery, but the only words he can say are ‘I am Brainwrong’.

At least there’s someone sensible in charge. Emotobot is the most advanced AI in the world- a shame he turns his vast soulless intellect towards discovering the nature of human emotion. If he asks you to input any details about your family, for the love of Mortod, don’t do it.

COMING SOON:

Character information, whats so funny about a leg in a mouth, Aquatard's story, horrible pics.